Curse

Eragon Zarroc · Jun 03, 2010, 05:26 PM // 17:26

^ granted, but there are now so many voices in your head that you went crazy and commited suicide to escape.

i wish there was more to life.

Lord Sojar · Jun 03, 2010, 05:28 PM // 17:28

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Originally Posted by Eragon Zarroc

^ granted, but there are now so many voices in your head that you went crazy and commited suicide to escape.

i wish there was more to life.

*Irrelevant. We are a unified voice.

*

Perfection is another aspect of life. You have been assimilated. Granted.

We wish that we had quantum computers to play games on.

Eragon Zarroc · Jun 03, 2010, 05:36 PM // 17:36

granted, but games no longer exist and are not permitted.

i wish that this computer belonged to me.

Lord Sojar · Jun 03, 2010, 05:43 PM // 17:43

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Originally Posted by Eragon Zarroc

granted, but games no longer exist and are not permitted.

i wish that this computer belonged to me.

Granted, but you are...

Crap! We cannot give an excuse to assimilate you here... ok... fine... the computer is a monster from another galaxy who will devour your spleen.

We wish that we could assimilate Guild Wars 2...

Eragon Zarroc · Jun 03, 2010, 05:52 PM // 17:52

wish granted, but then gw2 realized it had been assimilated, broke free, and then assimilated you.

i wish that it was 2012

Rocky Raccoon · Jun 03, 2010, 05:52 PM // 17:52

granted, but you will be assimilated by it

I wish the thunderstorms would hurry and get here.

EDIT: damn you beat me, but I will keep it as is.

Eragon Zarroc · Jun 03, 2010, 06:00 PM // 18:00

granted, but you just got struck by lightning...twice.

i iwsh that rocky would change his assimilation post

Lord Sojar · Jun 03, 2010, 06:08 PM // 18:08

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Originally Posted by Eragon Zarroc

granted, but you just got struck by lightning...twice.

i iwsh that rocky would change his assimilation post

Granted, but he died before he could finish the edit completely.

We wish that we could finish our second degree by the end of this next school year, but fat chance of that happening... BAH

Eragon Zarroc · Jun 03, 2010, 06:14 PM // 18:14

granted, you just spent 18 hours a day studying and going to class to achieve your goal. you are exhausted and wish you never went for a 2nd degree.

i wish that i had my degree right now.

Lord Sojar · Jun 03, 2010, 06:57 PM // 18:57

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Originally Posted by Eragon Zarroc

granted, you just spent 18 hours a day studying and going to class to achieve your goal. you are exhausted and wish you never went for a 2nd degree.

i wish that i had my degree right now.

Granted, but you are now my intern (and I treat them like garbage to "build their character" lol)

I wish I had an internship with Intel or Global Foundries.

Eragon Zarroc · Jun 03, 2010, 06:58 PM // 18:58

granted, but it is an unpaid internship.

i wish that there wasn't a 30 second wait time in-between posts.

BadgerzFTW · Jun 03, 2010, 07:05 PM // 19:05

Granted, now it takes 2 hours.

I wish I had $5000.

Abedeus · Jun 03, 2010, 07:17 PM // 19:17

Fine, $5000. But it was illegal, so now you must return it and pay $2500 bail.

I want a turkey sandwich, with mustard, not too much, not too little, a little piece of salad that is not rotten or inedible in any way, and I won't get a disease from eating the sandwich nor I will suffer it. I also don't want a cursed sandwich.

Eragon Zarroc · Jun 03, 2010, 07:22 PM // 19:22

granted, but you gave it away to a starving child.

i wish i had moar posts! RAWR!

BadgerzFTW · Jun 03, 2010, 07:25 PM // 19:25

Ninja'd. You get more posts than anybody else, but then you're really lonely.

I wish I was great at every instrument

Bobby2 · Jun 04, 2010, 02:32 AM // 02:32

Granted, but the rest of the world suddenly loses interest in music altogether.

I wish I would un-Borg and still live forever in perfect health and freedom.

Lord Sojar · Jun 04, 2010, 04:17 AM // 04:17

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Originally Posted by Bobby2

Granted, but the rest of the world suddenly loses interest in music altogether.

I wish I would un-Borg and still live forever in perfect health and freedom.

Granted, but you get to live in perfect health and freedom as an amoeba.

I wish my IQ was 200+

Eragon Zarroc · Jun 04, 2010, 04:20 AM // 04:20

granted, now everyone will not stop pestering you for advice 24/7

i wish i was sleeping

Del · Jun 04, 2010, 07:52 AM // 07:52

granted, but you're sleeping in a cardboard box in chernobyl

i wish i had a pound of pot.

Tommy's · Jun 04, 2010, 08:41 AM // 08:41

Granted but you get cought by the police and they need to check your butthole aswell for more.

I wish I didn't have crappy hayfever and could actually enjoy the weather outside without sneezing all day long.